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Call Of Duty

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During a multiplayer video game, Dabears (Timmy) needs a sandwich.

Quotes

0:18
MrANDerSSSoN (Sam Brown)

Shit, there's a sniper in the bar. Good thing he doesn't see us yet, fucking noobs.

0:36
DABEARS (Timmy Williams)

Mom! Can I have a sandwich?

0:38
CoL KURTZ (Trevor Moore)

Dabears, shut up.

0:40
DABEARS (Timmy Williams)

I dunno, peanut butter and jelly.

0:44
MrANDerSSSoN (Sam Brown)

Dabears, shut up and play the fucking game.

0:47
DABEARS (Timmy Williams)

I'm getting my mom to make me a sandwich, you guys.

0:50
CoL KURTZ (Trevor Moore)

Now on the count of three, we're gonna take out those gunners by the barn.

0:54
DABEARS (Timmy Williams)

I don't see them.

0:56
CoL KURTZ (Trevor Moore)

Use your radar. No, not us! Look where I'm looking.

1:01
DABEARS (Timmy Williams)

Oh... I'll get it!

1:06
MrANDerSSSoN (Sam Brown)

No, get what?

1:08
CoL KURTZ (Trevor Moore)

Oh my God, get off the phone.

1:10
DABEARS (Timmy Williams)

Mom! Phone! It's Mrs. McLaughlin!

1:16
DABEARS (Timmy Williams)

What? No! No, no mom! I wasn't even there.

1:30
CoL KURTZ (Trevor Moore)

Dabears, turn your mic off.

1:33
DABEARS (Timmy Williams)

Oh my god! Oh my god, I wasn't even there. Well Caleb's a liar.

1:42
MrANDerSSSoN (Sam Brown)

Shut your fucking mic off!

1:44
DABEARS (Timmy Williams)

Mom you always do this!

1:50
CoL KURTZ (Trevor Moore)

Yeah, that's it. I'm backing out dude.

1:53
MrANDerSSSoN (Sam Brown)

Don't quit.

1:54
CoL KURTZ (Trevor Moore)

No I'm backing out and going back to the lobby dude.

1:58
MrANDerSSSoN (Sam Brown)

Fuck man...

2:00
DABEARS (Timmy Williams)

Guys? Guys? Guys?