Sketch Info
Trevor sings about what he's heard from God over the years.
Cast & Characters
Trevor Moore
Cast
Quotes
0:28
Trevor Moore
God said wash your hands or your family will die, and grandpa will get cancer if you don't touch the stove three times.
1:16
Trevor Moore
Why I need to save my pee, I don't understand a lick. But it's better, I bet, than to live with regret, so I guess I'd better do it.
1:37
Trevor Moore
I'll totally make some kid retarded if you don't throw salt when you sneeze, and you'll never get to heaven unless you kill Bill Bellamy.