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The God Says Song

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Trevor sings about what he's heard from God over the years.

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0:28
Trevor Moore

God said wash your hands or your family will die, and grandpa will get cancer if you don't touch the stove three times.

1:16
Trevor Moore

Why I need to save my pee, I don't understand a lick. But it's better, I bet, than to live with regret, so I guess I'd better do it.

1:37
Trevor Moore

I'll totally make some kid retarded if you don't throw salt when you sneeze, and you'll never get to heaven unless you kill Bill Bellamy.