Sketch Info
A young businessman (Darren) introduces water balloons to a quiet town in the Wild West.
Cast & Characters
Balloon Salesman
Darren Trumeter
· Cast
Trevor Moore
Cast
Zach Cregger
Cast
Sam Brown
Cast
Timmy Williams
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Quotes
Trevor Moore
You sell horse parts?
Balloon Salesman (Darren Trumeter)
No, sir, I do not.
Balloon Salesman (Darren Trumeter)
Take a look around this town. What do you see that's missing?
Trevor Moore
Well, Jim got his chin blowed off by that drunk Chinese last week.
Balloon Salesman (Darren Trumeter)
I mean look around you. What do you think is missing?
Trevor Moore
Well, I'm guess a stable form of government. I mean we ain't had a lawman around these parts and sheriff Jenkins got his guts blown out by that drunken Chinese.
Balloon Salesman (Darren Trumeter)
No, what's missing from this town is merriment.
Trevor Moore
Merry mints?
Balloon Salesman (Darren Trumeter)
Joyousness, childlike wonder.
Balloon Salesman (Darren Trumeter)
I present to you the water balloon.
Trevor Moore
Water... balloon?
Balloon Salesman (Darren Trumeter)
Tell me, sir, when was the last time you guffawed out loud?
Trevor Moore
Oh, God, I guess it would have to have been before the fever took my little peep- (pelted by water balloon)
Balloon Salesman (Darren Trumeter)
Hahahahahah!
Zach Cregger
You sell water boobs?
Sam Brown
I need your biggest water baboon.
Trevor Moore
I need some more water balloons.
Balloon Salesman (Darren Trumeter)
Did you enjoy your first set?
Trevor Moore
Very much so.
Trevor Moore
Do these work with pee?