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Water Balloons

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A young businessman (Darren) introduces water balloons to a quiet town in the Wild West.

Quotes

0:19
Trevor Moore

You sell horse parts?

0:20
Balloon Salesman (Darren Trumeter)

No, sir, I do not.

0:44
Balloon Salesman (Darren Trumeter)

Take a look around this town. What do you see that's missing?

0:53
Trevor Moore

Well, Jim got his chin blowed off by that drunk Chinese last week.

1:01
Balloon Salesman (Darren Trumeter)

I mean look around you. What do you think is missing?

1:08
Trevor Moore

Well, I'm guess a stable form of government. I mean we ain't had a lawman around these parts and sheriff Jenkins got his guts blown out by that drunken Chinese.

1:17
Balloon Salesman (Darren Trumeter)

No, what's missing from this town is merriment.

1:20
Trevor Moore

Merry mints?

1:23
Balloon Salesman (Darren Trumeter)

Joyousness, childlike wonder.

1:34
Balloon Salesman (Darren Trumeter)

I present to you the water balloon.

1:39
Trevor Moore

Water... balloon?

1:42
Balloon Salesman (Darren Trumeter)

Tell me, sir, when was the last time you guffawed out loud?

1:47
Trevor Moore

Oh, God, I guess it would have to have been before the fever took my little peep- (pelted by water balloon)

1:52
Balloon Salesman (Darren Trumeter)

Hahahahahah!

2:22
Zach Cregger

You sell water boobs?

2:52
Sam Brown

I need your biggest water baboon.

3:40
Trevor Moore

I need some more water balloons.

3:41
Balloon Salesman (Darren Trumeter)

Did you enjoy your first set?

3:43
Trevor Moore

Very much so.

3:47
Trevor Moore

Do these work with pee?

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