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Hot Dog Timmy

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Sketch Info

Timmy is forced to explain his eating habits to his doctor, and his tendency for eating at least one hot dog per day.

Cast & Characters

Timmy Williams

Cast

Doctor

Trevor Moore

 · Cast

Quotes

0:00
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Um, so Timmy, I got your blood work in and I have a couple of questions.

0:11
Timmy Williams

Okay.

0:13
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Just about how many hot dogs do you eat a day?

0:20
Timmy Williams

How many hot dogs?

0:22
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Yeah.

0:25
Timmy Williams

Geez, I don't know. I mean, you know, some days I could eat a couple and some days I don't eat any.

0:33
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Okay. Well, let's just say for an average. Take your whole week and try to figure out what your daily amount would be.

0:43
Timmy Williams

I have no idea.

0:44
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Just try.

0:46
Timmy Williams

Okay. My whole week average per day would be something like, I don't know, seven?

0:58
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Seven hot dogs?

1:00
Timmy Williams

Seven, yeah.

1:02
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

A day.

1:03
Timmy Williams

Is that high?

1:04
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

It's a little high.

1:06
Timmy Williams

Is that bad?

1:07
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Well, not good.

1:09
Timmy Williams

I mean, I'm just ballparking here, you know?

1:12
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Sure, sure. Timmy, I want to try something, if you don't mind. Walk me through one of your days.

1:20
Timmy Williams

Walk you through my day?

1:21
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Yeah. Just take me through a day in the life of Timmy.

1:28
Timmy Williams

Okay. Well, I wake up and I take a shower and I, you know, get ready for work and I go downstairs and I have a bagel and something for breakfast.

1:39
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

And something?

1:41
Timmy Williams

A hot dog.

1:43
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Hot dog, okay.

1:44
Timmy Williams

I mean, I do usually eat a hot dog there.

1:48
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Okay.

1:49
Timmy Williams

Then I take the train to work.

1:50
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Oh, slow down, slow down. Does anything happen on the way to work?

1:56
Timmy Williams

Oh, I almost forgot. On the way to the subway, there's a hot dog stand, so I usually have one or two.

2:04
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Two hot dogs.

2:06
Timmy Williams

Yeah. I usually have two hot dogs before work.

2:09
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

So that's... Three hot dogs before work.

2:13
Timmy Williams

Right, yeah, if you're gonna count the one at home. I mean, this is all just breakfast, you know?

2:18
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

No, no, I understand. I get it.

2:21
Timmy Williams

Then I just go through my whole day of work.

2:22
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Okay, hold up. Um, walk me through your work day. What happens at lunch?

2:29
Timmy Williams

Oh, lunch. Well, I mean, some days I just blow through lunch, you know, because how busy I am and all.

2:36
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Really?

2:37
Timmy Williams

Well, pretty sure I did that once.

2:41
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Okay. Well, on the days that you're not blowing through lunch, what do you have?

2:48
Timmy Williams

Well, on those days, sometimes it could just be a salad.

2:51
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Could it?

2:52
Timmy Williams

Yeah, but it's usually...

2:56
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

It's usually hot dogs.

2:58
Timmy Williams

Yeah, it's usually hot dogs.

3:02
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

How many hot dogs?

3:03
Timmy Williams

I don't know. Anywhere between one and... Four?

3:10
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Four hotdogs...

3:12
Timmy Williams

Yeah, that's probably safe.

3:14
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Well... I hope there's no more hot dogs in the day, because we're up to seven now.

3:21
Timmy Williams

Yeah, on second thought, that number might be a little low.