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Two homophobic men (Trevor, Sam) cause a stir at dinner.
Cast & Characters
Quotes
Trevor Moore
Our feets touched!
Sam Brown
Great, I'm probably gonna have to go and burn my foot off now!
Trevor Moore
Oh yeah, I'm probably gonna have to go cut my foot off.
Sam Brown
Debra's boyfriend is totally trying to just fuck my foot under the table or something.
Trevor Moore
Hey Debra, Cindy's boyfriend's a total queerbait. P.S. Totally.
Sam Brown
I'll fucking cut my foot off right now. I'll go in the bathroom and cut my foot off with the hand dryer.
Trevor Moore
I'm probably gonna do that, too, because I can't stand being connected to this foot anymore since you gayed all over it.
Sam Brown
Oh, you probably just want me to get up so you can look at my butt.
Trevor Moore
Oh, yeah, right. If I did see your butt, I'd probably barf like 1,000 times.
Sam Brown
Oh, yeah, barf out of happiness.
Zach Cregger
I think we work too hard.
Darren Trumeter
Yeah, I know.
Zach Cregger
Here's to progress.
Trevor Moore
I knew you weren't gonna do it!
Sam Brown
I didn't do it because you were sitting there staring at me pretending I was naked and gay!
Trevor Moore
I didn't do it because I knew you were gonna puss out! Then I'd have no feet and you could just rape me in the bathroom for days and days and days!