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Foot Touch

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Two homophobic men (Trevor, Sam) cause a stir at dinner.

Quotes

0:18
Trevor Moore

Our feets touched!

0:23
Sam Brown

Great, I'm probably gonna have to go and burn my foot off now!

0:35
Trevor Moore

Oh yeah, I'm probably gonna have to go cut my foot off.

0:55
Sam Brown

Debra's boyfriend is totally trying to just fuck my foot under the table or something.

0:59
Trevor Moore

Hey Debra, Cindy's boyfriend's a total queerbait. P.S. Totally.

1:23
Sam Brown

I'll fucking cut my foot off right now. I'll go in the bathroom and cut my foot off with the hand dryer.

1:29
Trevor Moore

I'm probably gonna do that, too, because I can't stand being connected to this foot anymore since you gayed all over it.

1:41
Sam Brown

Oh, you probably just want me to get up so you can look at my butt.

1:43
Trevor Moore

Oh, yeah, right. If I did see your butt, I'd probably barf like 1,000 times.

1:48
Sam Brown

Oh, yeah, barf out of happiness.

2:15
Zach Cregger

I think we work too hard.

2:16
Darren Trumeter

Yeah, I know.

2:17
Zach Cregger

Here's to progress.

2:19
Trevor Moore

I knew you weren't gonna do it!

2:20
Sam Brown

I didn't do it because you were sitting there staring at me pretending I was naked and gay!

2:26
Trevor Moore

I didn't do it because I knew you were gonna puss out! Then I'd have no feet and you could just rape me in the bathroom for days and days and days!