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Bad Panda

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Terry (Trevor) wants a job at the zoo, as the guy who beats up misbehaving animals.

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1:09
Terry Milo (Trevor Moore)

I'm the guy... I'm the guy that goes around the zoo and wails on the animals when they're bad.

1:15
Zookeeper (Zach Cregger)

I'm sorry, what?

1:16
Terry Milo (Trevor Moore)

You know, lay the snack down on them when they act up. I'll whale on all of them. I'll whale on a giraffe. I'll whale on an otter. I'll even wail on a whale.

1:32
Terry Milo (Trevor Moore)

I mean, you got some animals in here that are just begging for a beat down.

2:07
Zookeeper (Zach Cregger)

Milo, we do not go to town or whale on the animals in this zoo.

2:14
Terry Milo (Trevor Moore)

I punched a monkey square in the face once.

2:31
Zookeeper (Zach Cregger)

Mr. Milo, what you are suggesting is despicable, illegal, and immoral, and that is not the way that we run things in my zoo.

2:40
Terry Milo (Trevor Moore)

I'm not a cop.

2:41
Zookeeper (Zach Cregger)

Show me your tits.

2:45
Zookeeper (Zach Cregger)

Thank God, man. We got this new panda here. He's a real asshole. Our last guy, he left like two months ago, and it has been hell.

2:51
Terry Milo (Trevor Moore)

Take me to him. You got any jelly beans?

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