Sketch Info
Gandalf (Trevor) is greeted by an angry Fellowship, who gripe with how he didn't use his giant eagle companion sooner, accuse him of not being magic - and ultimately, in a fit of rage, rape him.
Cast & Characters
Gandalf
Trevor Moore
· Cast
Samwise
Timmy Williams
· Cast
Aragorn
Zach Cregger
· Cast
Legolas
Darren Trumeter
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Quotes
Gandalf (Trevor Moore)
I've brewed some Hinkleberry Fizzywigs for you all to enjoy. Come, let us celebrate the end of this great war.
Samwise (Timmy Williams)
Gandalf, what the fuck?
Gandalf (Trevor Moore)
What is it, my little hobbit?
Samwise (Timmy Williams)
You want to tell me how the fuck long you had a giant goddamn eagle?
Gandalf (Trevor Moore)
Well, I've been friends with the eagle kind for longer than you'd care to know, or I'd care to remember.
Aragorn (Zach Cregger)
Cut the shit, you old fruit. Frodo got stabbed in the arm by a Nazgul.
Frodo (Sam Brown)
I got lost in the caverns of Mount Doom and had to fight a giant spider. I have nightmares every night.
Gandalf (Trevor Moore)
Well, we all have our nightmares that we must overcome and...
Aragorn (Zach Cregger)
Everybody shut the fuck up! Gandalf! Why the fuck didn't you just give the ring of power to your eagle friend and let him drop it in the caverns of Mount Doom?
Frodo (Sam Brown)
I fucking hate you. I fucking hate you!
Gandalf (Trevor Moore)
Enough! I am a wizard and I will not be interrogated by the likes of you.
Legolas (Darren Trumeter)
No, no, no. He's just using this fishing line going from his finger to that light switch over there.
Frodo (Sam Brown)
I got a lead pipe in my hand that says this old fuck ain't magic.
Aragorn (Zach Cregger)
There's only one way to find out.
Samwise (Timmy Williams)
RAPE HIM!