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Presidential Props

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Part 1 of Presidential Props

New rules at the presidential debate shake things up for unprepared candidate Senator Homestead (Timmy).

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1:37
Timmy Williams

Yes, I'd like to object, if I may, to Senator Moyer's use of an electric guitar to punctuate his points.

1:53
Darren Trumeter

Now, now, Senator Homestead, as made clear from the beginning, you were each allowed to bring two props to this debate.

1:59
Darren Trumeter

The guitar is one of Senator Moyers. You are free to use one of your props if you'd like.

3:04
Timmy Williams

Objection! He's got way too many props. He's got a dog, he's got a boombox, he's got a cape, he's got the sunglasses.

3:13
Trevor Moore

Superdog. Everyone loves Superdog.

3:56
Timmy Williams

Good. It's out of juice. At least that's over.

4:02
Darren Trumeter

Well, it looks like Governor Ludlam is using his second prop, a machine that fills air horns.

4:57
Timmy Williams

Your loving wife and daughters, Barbara. I have enclosed a lock of my hair to give you strength. P.S.

5:09
Darren Trumeter

I'm sorry, Mr. Holmes said, but that's three props. You are now officially disqualified from this debate. You and your seed will be banned from politics from this day until the end of time.

5:20
Timmy Williams

What?! Fuck this country!