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Island Cannibal

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Two guys (Timmy, Darren) stranded on an island are desperate for food and resort to eating each other.

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0:23
Darren Trumeter

Look, what if I just ate a little bit of you and you ate just a little bit of me? Just to keep us going until rescue arrives.

0:35
Timmy Williams

Well, what part of me do you want to eat, huh? What on me looks good?

0:39
Darren Trumeter

I don't know. What on me looks good?

0:44
Timmy Williams

Well, if I had to pick, I guess your, uh... I guess your lips look pretty good.

1:45
Trevor Moore

Man, we are really far out here. Yeah, maybe we should turn back.

1:48
Water Skier (Zach Cregger)

Hey, did you guys see those f**gs?

1:53
Trevor Moore

Oh, dolphin!

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