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Sleep Cop

Gilly and Keeves

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Sketch Info

A friendly dinner party goes awry when the police show up.

Quotes

1:34
Friend (Reggie Conquest)

Hey, let me get a pickle.

1:56
Sleep Cop (Shane Gillis)

Freeze!

2:17
Sleep Cop (Shane Gillis)

Everybody get up, it's time to space jam.

3:09
Wife (Victoria Harrington)

This is Frank's partner. He's helped with this so many times.

3:13
Officer (John McKeever)

I've seen this. It's all right. He's not gonna do anything. He's not gonna do anything.

3:17
Officer (John McKeever)

He's not... The safety's on. Nope. Safety's not on.

3:26
Friend (Roni Graham)

His dick is out! His dick is out!

3:30
Sleep Cop (Shane Gillis)

Is that you, Danny?

3:35
Officer (John McKeever)

He's totally asleep.

3:36
Sleep Cop (Shane Gillis)

You're better than my fucking wife.

3:39
Officer (John McKeever)

Frank, it's a dream! He's not- that's it's a dream!

3:43
Sleep Cop (Shane Gillis)

Don't tell my bitch fucking wife about this. I'm gonna get the whole thing in.