Sketch Info
During an earthquake, a news anchor (Timmy) accidentally swears on the air. During the anchor's trial, the earthquake stops, and everyone celebrates with shaken-up sodas.
Cast & Characters
Zach Cregger
Cast
Timmy Williams
Cast
Stacy Ladynews
Darren Trumeter
· Cast
Trevor Moore
Cast
Sam Brown
Cast
Quotes
Stacy Ladynews (Darren Trumeter)
As you can see, looting has begun down here at the Fashion Center Mall, and one local dog is not too happy about it.
Trevor Moore
Would you mind telling the fine folks of this jury what was so important that you felt you had to say it on the public airwaves? Go ahead.
Timmy Williams
Fucking shit.
Trevor Moore
Effing... S...
Trevor Moore
It has stopped!
Zach Cregger
Hear ye! This calls for a celebration! I declare sodas for everybody!