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B-Boy Stance

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Quotes

0:16
Prince Reggie K (Donald Glover)

No, I do not regret having my hands surgically attached to my back.

0:35
Interviewer (DC Pierson)

When you say first, you mean other people had their arms surgically attached to their back after you?

0:40
Prince Reggie K (Donald Glover)

No. No one did it. I was the only one.

0:45
Interviewer (DC Pierson)

Do you find it inhibits your ability to conduct normal activities?

0:48
Prince Reggie K (Donald Glover)

I mean, activities that are normal to you aren't normal to me. My life is hip-hop. So to me, hip-hop activities are normal.

0:58
Prince Reggie K (Donald Glover)

Ah hot. That is hot coffee. The temperature is the only thing keeping me from drinking that coffee.

1:24
Interviewer (DC Pierson)

You don't wear socks?

1:25
Prince Reggie K (Donald Glover)

Nope, don't wear them. Name one hip-hop legend who wears socks.

1:29
Interviewer (DC Pierson)

Jay-Z.

1:31
Prince Reggie K (Donald Glover)

Well... He's new school. That's new school, and I'm old school.

1:36
Prince Reggie K (Donald Glover)

So the one thing new school could learn from old school is when you... I don't regret this. I don't regret it. Don't regret it. Don't regret the choices I made. I'm a martyr. I'm a martyr for hip-hop.

1:51
Interviewer (DC Pierson)

Martyrs are usually dead.

1:52
Prince Reggie K (Donald Glover)

Well, I'm a little dead inside.

1:59
Prince Reggie K (Donald Glover)

Put the mic in my mic crevice.

2:40
Prince Reggie K (Donald Glover)

Oh, I bit the tip of my tongue. Oh, it tastes like almonds in my mouth.

3:10
Prince Reggie K (Donald Glover)

That's hip-hop. Name one rapper who don't smell bad.

3:18
Prince Reggie K (Donald Glover)

Why don't you go marry Jay-Z and have a normal life where you hug each other with your arms that are free from your back and scratch your legs when they itch last night? That ain't hip-hop...

3:42
Prince Reggie K (Donald Glover)

Could you feed that coffee to my mouth?

3:49
Prince Reggie K (Donald Glover)

It's hot, but that's okay, because that's hip-hop. That's the struggle. Hip-hop is basically the struggle to bring beverages to your mouth.

4:01
Prince Reggie K (Donald Glover)

There's like a growth in my mic crevice...