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Fight Club

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Trumeter (Sam) has to deal with his Fight Club -obsessed boss (Timmy) -- who goes down with one punch.

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2:09
Sam Brown

First rule of Fight Club is when my boss shows up, try and act like we've been doing this for a while, okay?

2:15
Sam Brown

Second rule of Fight Club is do not fuck with any of the cups or the condiments down here, okay?

2:51
Timmy Williams

All right! I'm gonna destroy something beautiful, you know?

3:03
Timmy Williams

I can't breath! I can't breath! Ahhhh!

3:23
Timmy Williams

Hey, can I ask you something crazy?

3:27
Sam Brown

Yeah.

3:29
Timmy Williams

Do you think we're the same person?

3:35
Sam Brown

God, I hope not.

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