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Shitchest Boner Neck

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Three ambassadors (Trevor, Sam, Timmy) have trouble negotiating with two very peculiar (and gross) aliens (Darren, Zach).

Quotes

0:55
Alien (Darren Trumeter)

We want all of your women.

1:06
Trevor Moore

Well, that certainly is a starting position.

1:27
Timmy Williams

Could we maybe keep three women?

1:31
Timmy Williams

Or maybe six women? Say our wives.

1:34
Sam Brown

They can fucking keep Meredith.

1:36
Timmy Williams

Say our wives and Carlisle's secretary.

3:14
Alien (Darren Trumeter)

We will also offer you 500 Xanax women.

3:18
Trevor Moore

Oh, well, no. I don't think that would be necessary.

3:24
Sam Brown

I'll take one. Imagine what you could do.

3:43
Alien (Darren Trumeter)

We know that your species male genitalia bears a striking resemblance to our Tsar Flogs.

4:15
Alien (Darren Trumeter)

Shall we shake on it?

4:16
Trevor Moore

No, you know what? We don't really shake hands on earth, but good luck with the war and take whatever women you want.

4:25
Alien (Darren Trumeter)

That was the most embarrassing meeting of my life. I can't believe I clumped all over myself.

4:30
Alien (Zach Cregger)

I don't think they noticed.

4:32
Alien (Darren Trumeter)

Then my Tsar Flog erupted on my face.

4:35
Alien (Zach Cregger)

It's okay.

4:37
Alien (Darren Trumeter)

I should have never come to work this sick.