Yellow Mustard-ed

It was fun and games at first. Hell, I had a laugh. It's been four years now. They got everyone in town multiple, multiple times.

It's been kind of dead here job-wise since the motor plant shut down a while ago, so we thought, hey, it might boost the economy and the morale a bit. But it didn't, because the only show that came here was a goddamn mustard program.

The reason this show will never not be funny is that it's real. These are real people. They're not actors. And they're really getting yellow-mustarded.

These are not actors. These are your everyday, run-of-the-mill, ma and pa, salt-of-the-earth, dumb as doorknobs, backbones of America.

And this is the first time that I'm announcing it, but... the network has just signed a groundbreaking deal that renews You've Been Yellow Mustarded for an unprecedented five additional seasons. So, we're gonna be here in Rappaport, Michigan for a very, very long time.