Table Monster
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Table Monster
Info
Debbie's (Sam) husband (Zach) has mastered the art of getting out of a dinner with his annoying wife and her annoying BFF (Trevor).
Cast & Characters
Quotes
Sam Brown
I asked him to go pick up some milk, and you would not believe what he came back with.
Trevor Moore
I couldn't begin to imagine. Diet milk?
Sam Brown
Wow... table monster.
Darren Trumeter
I'm gonna go and try and take a shit.
Zach Cregger
I, like, made up this table monster thing, and Debbie, like, totally believes whatever, so...
Zach Cregger
I'm gonna listen to some mixtapes I made in high school and do a shitload of bro-cane. You wanna come?
Darren Trumeter
More than anything, um, but, uh, you know, I gotta get back to dinner.
Zach Cregger
Dude, just get in there, table monster that shit, and we can bounce.
Darren Trumeter
Hey, what are you two girls talking about? Whoa. Whoa. Whoa! Ohh! Ah! Ahhh!
Trevor Moore
Oh! Table monster!
Sam Brown
That was no table monster.
Trevor Moore
What?
Sam Brown
Yeah, table monsters don't sound like that. Table monsters sound like... AHHHH!
Trevor Moore
Frank did you try to fake your death at this nice restaurant?