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Table Monster

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Debbie's (Sam) husband (Zach) has mastered the art of getting out of a dinner with his annoying wife and her annoying BFF (Trevor).

Quotes

0:07
Sam Brown

I asked him to go pick up some milk, and you would not believe what he came back with.

0:11
Trevor Moore

I couldn't begin to imagine. Diet milk?

1:29
Sam Brown

Wow... table monster.

1:54
Darren Trumeter

I'm gonna go and try and take a shit.

2:29
Zach Cregger

I, like, made up this table monster thing, and Debbie, like, totally believes whatever, so...

3:03
Zach Cregger

I'm gonna listen to some mixtapes I made in high school and do a shitload of bro-cane. You wanna come?

3:09
Darren Trumeter

More than anything, um, but, uh, you know, I gotta get back to dinner.

3:14
Zach Cregger

Dude, just get in there, table monster that shit, and we can bounce.

3:43
Darren Trumeter

Hey, what are you two girls talking about? Whoa. Whoa. Whoa! Ohh! Ah! Ahhh!

3:56
Trevor Moore

Oh! Table monster!

3:57
Sam Brown

That was no table monster.

3:58
Trevor Moore

What?

4:00
Sam Brown

Yeah, table monsters don't sound like that. Table monsters sound like... AHHHH!

4:09
Trevor Moore

Frank did you try to fake your death at this nice restaurant?