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Bad Employee

8.5 2 ratings

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At a fast-food restaurant, employee Brian (Trevor) is on the job while sick, and vomits in front of the customers in line to order, resulting in him getting fired by his manager, Mr. Legursky (Zach).

Quotes

0:02
Trevor Moore

Um, okay. You had one super bacon cheeseburger.

0:10
Customer (Darren Trumeter)

Yes...

0:11
Trevor Moore

Um, with monster fries and extreme sauce.

0:16
Customer (Darren Trumeter)

Yes, thank you.

0:17
Trevor Moore

Um, a Spiderman Coke and, oh, one large pickle...

0:28
Trevor Moore

Okay. Thanks for shopping at- (vomits on tray). Um... okay... no refunds. Next in line, please.

0:52
Customer (Darren Trumeter)

Um, hold on a second. Let me talk to your manager.

0:56
Trevor Moore

Um, I am the manager. No refunds. Next in line, please.

1:02
Customer (Darren Trumeter)

No, not next in line, please. You threw up all over my food.

1:06
Trevor Moore

Um, no, I didn't. Thanks for shopping at Wendy's.

1:08
Customer (Darren Trumeter)

No, you did. Get the manager.

1:11
Trevor Moore

Dude. Why are you making a scene? All these people are watching you. You look ridiculous right now.

1:20
Customer (Darren Trumeter)

Okay. Help! Manager, please!

1:24
Trevor Moore

Dude, narc!

1:26
Manager (Zach Cregger)

Yes, can I help you? I'm the manager.

1:28
Customer (Darren Trumeter)

Uh, yes, your employee just threw up all over my food.

1:31
Trevor Moore

Um, no, I didn't. He threw up on his own food.

1:35
Customer (Sam Brown)

No, he did it. I saw him.

1:41
Trevor Moore

Okay, you got me. Can't blame a guy for trying though. I tried to play it off haha. Up top.

1:49
Manager (Zach Cregger)

No, no Brian. You're not feeling well. You need to go home.

1:52
Trevor Moore

No, I think you need to go home cuz you're the one that's not feeling well.

1:57
Manager (Zach Cregger)

Brian I'm not gonna tell you again. go home.

2:00
Manager (Zach Cregger)

Dude. Why are you making such a scene? Everyone's watching. You look ridiculous right now.

2:06
Manager (Zach Cregger)

Go home Brian.

2:07
Manager (Zach Cregger)

Uh, no, Mr. Legurski, I'm not gonna make out with you and take you to prom like you always ask me to.

2:14
Manager (Zach Cregger)

Okay. Brian, that is strike three. You are fired.

2:18
Trevor Moore

Uh, you can't fire me because my dad owns the franchise.

2:23
Manager (Zach Cregger)

No, Brian, I own the franchise. Your dad is the town drunk, and you are fired. Now go.

2:37
Trevor Moore

Alright, tried to play it off, though. Come on, up top.

2:40
Manager (Zach Cregger)

Get out.

2:41
Trevor Moore

Come on.

2:42
Manager (Zach Cregger)

Get out.

2:45
Trevor Moore

Okay, I will get out but you guys will all be sorry. You'll never know what you were missing, because I swear to God that that dude was the dude that threw up in his own- (vomits)