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American Suicide

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Participants on an American Idol-style show compete to see who can kill themselves in the most creative and/or impressive ways. A woman named Cheyenne (Trevor) is the only contestant to move on to the callbacks in Hollywood.

Quotes

0:41
Judge (Trevor Moore)

I'm afraid you're not going to Hollywood.

2:01
Judge (Zach Cregger)

Okay, that was different. That was new, not bad.

2:05
Judge (Trevor Moore)

Well, I'm not completely convinced that that was a suicide. It looked like it might have been an accident.

2:15
Contestant (Sam Brown)

Yeah

2:16
Judge (Trevor Moore)

Why is there a noose hanging out of your pocket?

2:21
Judge (Zach Cregger)

You clowning us dog?

3:35
Judge (Zach Cregger)

This ain't a talent show, baby.

3:37
Cheyenne (Trevor Moore)

It's not?

3:38
Judge (Timmy Williams)

No, I'm sorry.

3:40
Cheyenne (Trevor Moore)

Oh my God, I'm so embarrassed.

3:42
Judge (Timmy Williams)

Oh, it's okay, honey.

3:44
Cheyenne (Trevor Moore)

I've made a fool of myself. Oh, I'm so depressed. I don't know what I'm gonna do!

3:51
Judge (Zach Cregger)

That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about.

4:00
Judge (Trevor Moore)

Wow. Just wow.

4:04
Judge (Timmy Williams)

I'm confused. Was she on the wrong show?

4:06
Judge (Trevor Moore)

Cheyenne, you're going to Hollywood.

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Gore