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Courtroom Stripper

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Info

A stripper (Bobbi Bentzel) is called to testify in court, but ends up entertaining her audience instead.

Quotes

1:19
Lawyer (Sam Brown)

Could you step up and show the jury the position you were in when the shooting occurred?

1:36
Lawyer (Darren Trumeter)

Objection.

1:38
Lawyer (Sam Brown)

Really?

1:44
Lawyer (Darren Trumeter)

I mean, objection, because she'd still be able to easily see the murderer because she didn't have all those clothes blocking her view.

1:54
Lawyer (Sam Brown)

I call bullshit. Let's see it.

2:30
Lawyer (Darren Trumeter)

Can we get a pole in here?

2:31
Judge (Trevor Moore)

Can we get a pole?

2:33
Bailiff (Timmy Williams)

Your honor, we don't have a pole.

2:35
Judge (Trevor Moore)

Use the American flag!

3:03
Lawyer (Sam Brown)

Um, may I? When the man fell into you, was it sort of like... (motorboats)

4:54
Lawyer (Darren Trumeter)

So, uh, this guy, when he fell into you, he was more like a... Like a roll, like that?

4:56
Judge (Trevor Moore)

Um, would the, uh, prosecution and the, uh, defense please approach the bench? See if, uh, if, um, you can get her to... See if you can get her to like... kiss, like kiss a girl.