Sketch Info
Cast & Characters
The Cheese
Donald Glover
· Cast
Johnny B
DC Pierson
· Cast
Quotes
Johnny B (DC Pierson)
Hey, you're rocking along with Johnny B and the cheese here on WQXR, the cool breeze. Now, for those of you just joining us, we're actually trapped in the studio by a wolf.
The Cheese (Donald Glover)
Yes indeedy-doo three days ago we bought what we thought was a puppy for the studio and it ended up just being a baby wolf.
The Cheese (Donald Glover)
And then just leapt from a cage just sprung from its cage And just you know eviscerated the wqxr staff, you know, just killed him just so.
The Cheese (Donald Glover)
So you keep driving, hopefully we'll keep surviving. Speaking of which, here comes I Will Survive by Donna Summer only on WQXR, the cool breeze.
Johnny B (DC Pierson)
The wolf came in here and attacked us and I gotta tell you I thought that was a wrap on Johnny B and the Cheese.
The Cheese (Donald Glover)
You know I was flipping through the Necronomicon, and there's a section in here about the age of the wolf, a prophecy where the world will actually be ruled by super intelligent wolves, and mankind shall be their slaves.
Johnny B (DC Pierson)
Caller, go ahead.
The Cheese (Donald Glover)
That's the wolf, I'm done, I'm done, you know, he's playing mind games.
The Cheese (Donald Glover)
Oh, you guys can't see this at home either, but Johnny B., you know, hasn't been to church in years, making peace with his God. Deep, deep, deep in prayer right now.
Johnny B (DC Pierson)
Speaking of prayer, here's Madonna with Like a Prayer on WQXR.