Not Particularly Sure

Moving on to the second issue, is that recently it's come to my attention that I'm not particularly sure what it is that we do here.

We manufacture and sell staplers. I mean, right?

Well, I pretty much just surf the internet.

Johnson, when you're not getting on Matthews about the internet, what else do you do here?

I tend to take a shit after lunch.

Then sometimes I will pretend to have a cigarette break and I'll actually just go down to the Barnes and Nobles, hang out there.

Read anything good while you're there?

No, I don't really read anything. I just kind of sit on the sofas.

Call me crazy, but I always thought that we design and produce dream catchers.

Go on.

Well, this is what I've been doing for 40 hours a week for about seven years now. In fact, I've been meaning to ask when we're going to have our big pitch meeting.

Timmy, I don't think that we've ever had anything to do with dream catchers.

Sir, um, where will we go?

Yeah, we gotta go somewhere.

I mean, I guess I could get a job at the Barnes and Nobles, but then, where am I gonna have a smoke break?

This is where we go.

Alright, this is the place that we go.

Alright, everybody, back to whatever.

I'm gonna have a cigarette.