Bathroom Camera
The Whitest Kids U’ Know
Bathroom Camera
Info
At a christening party, Timmy shows off the new bathroom cameras he's installed.
Cast & Characters
Quotes
Trevor Moore
I can't believe he circumcised his cat.
Sam Brown
Yeah. I didn't think he was gonna do it. Then he just fucking did it.
Timmy Williams
Time to test this thing out. Nice, it works! Come check this out, best friends!
Zach Cregger
Don't call me that.
Timmy Williams
It's my secret bathroom camera!
Zach Cregger
I think it's weird that Sam takes his pants all the way off to take a dump.
Trevor Moore
Okay?
Darren Trumeter
Old Shitpants Craiger over here.
Zach Cregger
No, I just think it's weird that he would wait so long to take his pants off.
Trevor Moore
Okay?
Darren Trumeter
Mister, get out of the way. I gotta take a poop in a hurry.
Trevor Moore
I'm a busy man. I take busy poops. Look at me. I'm Zach.
Zach Cregger
I hate parties. I'm going to the closet. Mom, can you come pick me up? The guys are being jerks again.
Darren Trumeter
It's a pooping butthole! Jesus, turn it off!
Trevor Moore
Yeah, or at least zoom out so we can tell it's Sam.
Darren Trumeter
Why would you make him watch porn? I'm sure he's not gonna-
Sam Brown
Go go gadget, cum!
Trevor Moore
Well, looks like he finished.
Sam Brown
You're all out of toilet paper and tissues, and you probably should get a new bath mat.
Trevor Moore
I gotta go to the bathroom.
Darren Trumeter
Wait, Trevor?
Trevor Moore
Hey, Sam, watch this.