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Love at First Sight

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Info

Stan (Sam) meets Stacy (Darren) and Betty (Trevor) at a party, but can't get them to kiss each other.

Quotes

0:02
Zach Cregger

So I find out that one of the kids from that show, Home Improvement, lives in my building. And you know how much I love celebs, right?

0:09
Sam Brown

Yeah, man.

0:10
Zach Cregger

Uh yeah, man.

1:14
Sam Brown

Geez, hold on one second. Dear God, please let this work. Stacy, I want you to meet Betty.

1:33
Betty (Trevor Moore)

Hello...

1:34
Stacy (Darren Trumeter)

Hi...

1:35
Sam Brown

Damn it! Fuck!

1:36
Stacy (Darren Trumeter)

Are you okay?

1:37
Sam Brown

Yeah, it's just that... fuck! So close! Alright, how much do you make?

1:44
Betty (Trevor Moore)

$35,000 a year.

1:48
Sam Brown

You?

1:49
Stacy (Darren Trumeter)

45

1:51
Sam Brown

Geez, really? Alright, 45 let's go.

1:57
Timmy Williams

Hey, why so glum?

2:01
Betty (Trevor Moore)

You look familiar.

2:04
Timmy Williams

Yeah? You ever seen a little show called Home Improvement?

2:10
Timmy Williams

So, how much do you make?

2:12
Betty (Trevor Moore)

35k.

2:13
Timmy Williams

No way! That's amazing! Can I stay at your place?