theSketchDb

Ad Campaign

derrickcomedy

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Quotes

0:10
Executive (Donald Glover)

I really do believe in your slogan. There are two places that people like to go. Walmart and Six Flags.

0:23
Employee (DC Pierson)

Oh, because I had misheard it.

0:25
Employee (Dominic Dierkes)

Oh no, will it affect the presentation?

0:26
Employee (DC Pierson)

It shouldn't.

0:36

There are two places black people like to go and that's Walmart and Six Flags.

0:47
Executive (Donald Glover)

It sounded like he said black.

0:51
Employee (DC Pierson)

No.

0:52
Executive (Donald Glover)

Pretty sure he said black.

0:53
Employee (DC Pierson)

Well, that was just the first take of it.

1:06

I wanna do this again. I don't think I'm hitting the B hard enough in the word black. I'm saying black, but I'm trying to say black. Black!

1:18
Executive (Donald Glover)

Positive, he said black.

1:20
Employee (Dominic Dierkes)

Yeah, see, the thing you gotta know about recording sound is that when you say a T sound into a microphone, it sort of washes out. So what you wanna do is you wanna say a B sound, and that's just, that's crisper to say.

1:39
Executive (Donald Glover)

What about the lack part? The lack at the end of black?

1:44
Employee (DC Pierson)

That is for reverb.

2:06
Employee (Dominic Dierkes)

This school is in no way a Six Flags.

2:11
Employee (DC Pierson)

Although, Batman the Ride is pretty educational.

2:23
Employee (Dominic Dierkes)

This church is no more a Walmart than that school was a Six Flags.

2:30
Employee (DC Pierson)

I mean, the symbol of Walmart is a smiley face, and the symbol of Christianity is a cross.

2:44
Employee (Dominic Dierkes)

And the thing you need to know about photography is that when you want to shoot against a white background, you can't use a white person. So you have to use Maya Angelou.

2:59
Employee (DC Pierson)

She is in every picture with a white background. Sometimes they dress her up as a tree.

4:17
Employee (DC Pierson)

No, he could just say, stereo daddy.