Sketch Info
Cast & Characters
Employee
DC Pierson
· Cast
Employee
Dominic Dierkes
· Cast
Executive
Donald Glover
· Cast
Dominic Dierkes
Cast
Quotes
Executive (Donald Glover)
I really do believe in your slogan. There are two places that people like to go. Walmart and Six Flags.
Employee (DC Pierson)
Oh, because I had misheard it.
Employee (Dominic Dierkes)
Oh no, will it affect the presentation?
Employee (DC Pierson)
It shouldn't.
Dominic Dierkes
There are two places black people like to go and that's Walmart and Six Flags.
Executive (Donald Glover)
It sounded like he said black.
Employee (DC Pierson)
No.
Executive (Donald Glover)
Pretty sure he said black.
Employee (DC Pierson)
Well, that was just the first take of it.
Dominic Dierkes
I wanna do this again. I don't think I'm hitting the B hard enough in the word black. I'm saying black, but I'm trying to say black. Black!
Executive (Donald Glover)
Positive, he said black.
Employee (Dominic Dierkes)
Yeah, see, the thing you gotta know about recording sound is that when you say a T sound into a microphone, it sort of washes out. So what you wanna do is you wanna say a B sound, and that's just, that's crisper to say.
Executive (Donald Glover)
What about the lack part? The lack at the end of black?
Employee (DC Pierson)
That is for reverb.
Employee (Dominic Dierkes)
This school is in no way a Six Flags.
Employee (DC Pierson)
Although, Batman the Ride is pretty educational.
Employee (Dominic Dierkes)
This church is no more a Walmart than that school was a Six Flags.
Employee (DC Pierson)
I mean, the symbol of Walmart is a smiley face, and the symbol of Christianity is a cross.
Employee (Dominic Dierkes)
And the thing you need to know about photography is that when you want to shoot against a white background, you can't use a white person. So you have to use Maya Angelou.
Employee (DC Pierson)
She is in every picture with a white background. Sometimes they dress her up as a tree.
Employee (DC Pierson)
No, he could just say, stereo daddy.