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Barf Museum

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Info

Two fathers (Zach, Trevor) converse at a kids' museum devoted to regurgitation, and decide to ditch their kids.

Quotes

0:09
Clown (Darren Trumeter)

Whoa, whoa, whoa. And welcome to the barf museum. Uh-oh. I'm not feeling very good.

0:19
Zach Cregger

Not me, just the kid.

0:47
Trevor Moore

My kid here is a little bit hyperactive, so I got him a prescription Adderall, and before we go out, I'll take a couple of those.

1:02
Zach Cregger

How come you're dressed like Lincoln?

1:04
Abe Lincoln (Sam Brown)

Oh, this? It's just so schools can send their kids here on field trips.

1:07
Trevor Moore

Hey, my kid's flunking social studies. You want to go puke on him? He's lying on the ground over there by the chunky bars.

1:16
Zach Cregger

I mean, I used to have friends. I had hobbies. I was interested. Well, now I spend all my time chauffeuring them around to 3D movies.

1:49
Trevor Moore

I don't need to watch your stupid Japanese cartoon show. I'm the grown-up.

1:54
Zach Cregger

Yeah.

1:55
Trevor Moore

I don't need to help you with your homework. I already graduated.

1:58
Zach Cregger

Well, actually, I think that one is a little...

3:10
Trevor Moore

Hey, kids. Wait a minute. What? Where did you get AIDS?

3:19
Zach Cregger

No, no, no. You did that, man.

3:23
Trevor Moore

I did not!

3:24
Zach Cregger

No, no, no. You wrote it on them, man.

3:38
Trevor Moore

Hey, man. You puked on my kid.

3:42
Zach Cregger

That's all right, man. You can puke on my kid. These kids love puke!

3:48
Trevor Moore

I mean, I don't even know if I can puke.