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Alive Dicks

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The WKUK are stranded in the frozen north, and have resorted to cannibalism. Only Sam and Timmy would eat a certain left over body part to stay alive.

Quotes

0:49
Timmy Williams

I mean, there's 18 bodies over there, so that means that there's 18-.

0:52
Darren Trumeter

Timmy, stop it!

0:53
Timmy Williams

Dicks. We can eat their dicks.

0:57
Trevor Moore

Timmy, we can't eat dicks. We're not girls.

1:20
Trevor Moore

What were you thinking about?

1:22
Sam Brown

Nothing. Well, the dick. Just thinking about that dick I ate.

1:29
Darren Trumeter

Is that why you're sitting way over there?

1:32
Sam Brown

No, you guys made me sit over here. Remember?

1:35
Trevor Moore

Oh, right. Because you ate that dick.

2:33
Rescue (Zach Cregger)

Looks like they passed in the night. Starved to death, I'd say.

2:37
Rescue (Trevor Moore)

But why? There's 17 perfectly good dicks right over there!

2:54
Rescue (Trevor Moore)

Curse it, homophobia! Responsible for more needless loss of life!

3:31
Rescue (Zach Cregger)

I'm going to go ahead and start frying up some of these dicks.

3:43
Rescue (Trevor Moore)

There's something I forgot to do.

3:50
Rescue (Zach Cregger)

Or some of these five other perfectly whole bodies we have here. I was kind of making a joke about the whole dick thing.