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Titopotomus

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A slew of stupid, made-up strip club names, which continues over the credits.

Quotes

0:02
Darren Trumeter

Hey guys, it's a weeknight. You know what that means?

0:06

Strip club!

0:08
Timmy Williams

Yeah, where we going?

0:10
Trevor Moore

Uh, Blaze?

0:11
Darren Trumeter

Oh, that place burned down.

0:12
Sam Brown

Girls, girls, girls?

0:13
Darren Trumeter

Nah, that place got busted.

0:15
Sam Brown

Why?

0:16
Darren Trumeter

Too many girls.

0:17
Timmy Williams

We could go to Barely Illegal.

0:18
Trevor Moore

Nah, everyone there got arrested too.

0:20
Timmy Williams

Really?

0:21
Trevor Moore

Yeah, just barely.

0:24
Sam Brown

Titopotamus!

0:36
Darren Trumeter

Hey, how about we go to Asshole's Cabbage Patch?

0:48
Trevor Moore

What about Hurting and Squirting?

0:50
Darren Trumeter

That place is... I don't like that place.

0:53
Trevor Moore

Oh, come on, you just gotta wear a slicker there. It's like a Gallagher show.

0:56
Sam Brown

What about Daddy's fucked-up secret?

0:59
Timmy Williams

What about Behind the Beef Curtains?

1:03
Sam Brown

Do you guys think I dreamed Titopotamus?

1:05
Trevor Moore

Did the dancers all have pink tutus?

1:07
Sam Brown

Yeah!

1:08
Trevor Moore

Yeah, that's that movie Fantasia.

1:11
Darren Trumeter

Guys, Stains, Stains, Stains.

1:15
Sam Brown

Let's go to Vaginal Tears.

1:22
Darren Trumeter

Why can't four fun-loving guys decide on a strip club to go to?

1:26
Timmy Williams

I got it! S T double D's!

1:56
Trevor Moore

They're having two-for-one drink specials at the Farting Whore.

1:59
Timmy Williams

Or we could go to Minor Indiscretions.

2:01
Darren Trumeter

You're a pervert, dude.

2:03
Trevor Moore

Hey, we could go to, uh, Areola 51.

2:10
Bouncer

Welcome to Areola 51, gentlemen. Unfortunately, all our dancers got abducted.

2:16
Trevor Moore

That's funny.

2:17
Bouncer

Oh, why is that funny? Some Mexican drug lords threw all our strippers in a van and took off.

2:25
Darren Trumeter

We could go to Stephen King's Tit.

2:30
Sam Brown

You know, it's so late that the only clubs that'll be open are the gay ones.

2:36
Darren Trumeter

Well, which one should we go to?

2:38
Trevor Moore

Well, we could go to Watching Taint Dry.

2:41
Darren Trumeter

We could go to 20th Century Cocks.

2:44
Sam Brown

Hey, how about the Schlong and Winding Road?

2:48
Trevor Moore

Hey, what about Dick Nolte's?

2:49
Bouncer

Well, that place isn't there anymore. Now it's the Riddle of the Sphincter.

2:53
Darren Trumeter

We can go to Stop Cock and Roll.

2:56
Sam Brown

What about Bad Attidudes?

2:58
Bouncer

What about Norman Cockwell's family dinner?

3:00
Darren Trumeter

How about we go to wiggling Willie's wiener floss?

3:03
Timmy Williams

Hey guys, I decided to come back. What do you guys think about Through the Looking Ass?

3:07
Trevor Moore

We could go to Queer One Imports.

3:10
Jim Biederman

Hi there. My name is Jim, and I'm one of the executive producers of the show. I'd like to apologize for letting this sketch go on as long as it has. It really has no point. There's no arc.

3:22
Jim Biederman

It's just bumbling idiots coming up with stupid strip club names like Condoleezza Rice or the Hard-On-Boys.

3:29
Jim Biederman

Stupid names like Nancy Screw, Some Like It Twat, First Man to Walk on the Poon, Mermaid Zelda's Butt Shrimp, Inner City Crack, Cum Dungeon, Captain Blowhard's Tithole, Euretha Franklin, Scores, The Spinning Penis.

3:56
Jim Biederman

In space, no one can hear you cream.

4:00
Jim Biederman

The breast barn.

4:02
Jim Biederman

Scrooge Mcfucks honey bin.

4:06
Jim Biederman

Wieners with a Z at the end.

4:09
Jim Biederman

Harry on the Hendersons.

4:13
Jim Biederman

Mao Zedong's sweatshop.

4:17
Jim Biederman

Up your butt and around the corner.

4:20
Jim Biederman

The Staten Island Ferry.