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Boner Wedding

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Info

A con artist (Sam) makes the mistake of ODing on male enhancement supplements when he has to pose as a bride.

Quotes

0:01
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Well, how many of the pills did you take?

0:03
Bride (Sam Brown)

80..

0:06
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Yeah, just don't take 80 pills of anything.

0:09
Bride (Sam Brown)

Ever?

0:10
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Ever.

0:11
Bride (Sam Brown)

Well, what if a doctor tells me to?

0:13
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

A doctor's not going to tell you to do that.

0:15
Bride (Sam Brown)

All right. So how long is this erection going to last?

0:20
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Well, from the amount of pills that you took, I'd say you're going to have that erection for the next three to four days.

0:27
Bride (Sam Brown)

But Doc, I'm getting married tomorrow.

0:30
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

I'm sure she'll understand.

0:31
Bride (Sam Brown)

No, Doc, you don't understand. I'm a con artist.