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Funny

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Quotes

0:30
Kid (DC Pierson)

And he's like, I still need to see a hall pass.

0:33
Kid (DC Pierson)

And I was like, I was like, what's that? You think I can run fast? And then I just run...

0:47
Kid (Dominic Dierkes)

Todd, mind if I talk to Charlie over there for a second?

0:57
Kid (Dominic Dierkes)

No, no, the answer is no. Of course it's no, because we have to do it again, all right, with the funny walk and everything.

1:19
Kid (Dominic Dierkes)

You think this is a game, huh? You're making me look like a chump.

1:47
Kid (Dominic Dierkes)

I'm gonna be Mr. McDougall. Excuse me, young man. Uh-uh what happened to your ear?

1:55
Kid (DC Pierson)

Mr. McDougal didn't say that.

1:56
Kid (Dominic Dierkes)

Shut the fuck up! I'm saving my own ass.

2:20
Kid (Donald Glover)

I'm the funniest kid in the sixth grade.

2:46
Kid (Dominic Dierkes)

Dude, you're gonna die.

2:51
Kid (Donald Glover)

Guess so. See you chumps later.

3:06
Kid (Donald Glover)

So... funny...