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One by one, soldiers ham it up when they get shot, except Timmy.
Cast & Characters
Quotes
Soldier (Trevor Moore)
You see the way that Robertson just died?
Soldier (Sam Brown)
Yeah, it was fucked up, man.
Soldier (Trevor Moore)
No, I mean, like, the theatrics. The way he was flailing his arms in the air like he was some sort of sacrificial hero.
Soldier (Sam Brown)
Yeah, I guess it was pretty over the top. Kinda like he was some main character in a war movie or something.
Soldier (Trevor Moore)
Um... I hardly think that Robertson was the main character.
Soldier (Trevor Moore)
Earn this...
Soldier (Sam Brown)
Geez.
Soldier (Timmy Williams)
Yeah, that guy kind of did the same thing the other guy did.
Soldier (Sam Brown)
Yeah, I guess it was kind of like the pot calling the kettle black there, right?
Soldier (Timmy Williams)
Yeah, totally. What a drama qu-
Soldier (Timmy Williams)
Oh, is it bad?
Soldier (Sam Brown)
Pretty bad...
Soldier (Timmy Williams)
Cuz it feels bad. I'm not hamming it up or anything though.
Soldier (Sam Brown)
No not at all. I don't even know how you're still talking.
Soldier (Timmy Williams)
Okay, well it's getting pretty dark now, so I'm just gonna lay down over here... Please don't make fun of me.
Soldier (Sam Brown)
I wasn't going to. You're one tough son of a bitch a brave soldier who-
Soldier (Timmy Williams)
No no no no no just I'm gonna go to sleep. It was nice being in this war with you and, uh, I'll see you later.
Soldier (Sam Brown)
I will see you later. I'll see you later in the great beyond-
Soldier (Timmy Williams)
No, shh, don't. Just... just let it happen... Please don't make fun of me... thank you.