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Dad Fight

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Jerry's (Sam) opponent (Zach) goes down with one punch.

Quotes

0:03
Dad (Sam Brown)

Dad fight! Dad fight! Dad fight!

0:12
Dad (Zach Cregger)

Jerry, this is stupid.

0:14
Dad (Zach Cregger)

If this is so stupid, why do these kids seem to love it?

0:17
Dad (Zach Cregger)

Because they don't know any better. They're children.

0:19
Dad (Sam Brown)

Oh, did you hear that, kids? Boo! Boo!

0:24
Dad (Sam Brown)

I think children know better. I think children are the smartest things in the world ever. Yeah!

0:33
Dad (Zach Cregger)

Jerry, I'm not going to fight you.

0:35
Dad (Sam Brown)

My kid made a guarantee! And in the Bradford house, a guarantee means something!

0:39
Dad (Zach Cregger)

Yeah, but kids talk about who's dad can beat up who all the time. It doesn't mean that you take your shirts off in the middle of the front yard and duke it out.

0:45
Dad (Sam Brown)

Do you think I want to fight you? I abhor violence! But I don't want to lose my son's respect!

0:52
Dad (Zach Cregger)

Uh, I think you're losing his respect right now.

0:56
Dad (Sam Brown)

Enough talk! Dad fight time!

1:01
Dad (Zach Cregger)

Okay, Jerry, you know that I am a Navy SEAL, right?

1:04
Dad (Sam Brown)

Oh yeah, right! And I'm an Army Tiger!

1:09
Dad (Zach Cregger)

Jerry, I only know moves that can kill a man with one touch.

1:14
Dad (Sam Brown)

Gotta do this, man!

1:15
Dad (Zach Cregger)

Jerry, if you lay your hands on me, my training will kick in. I cannot be held accountable.

1:20
Dad (Sam Brown)

Eddie's Dad! Eddie's Dad! Eddie's Dad!

1:25
Kid

Dad, you said lying would get you out of anything.

1:28
Dad (Zach Cregger)

It did. It just took a couple of well-timed blood capsules in the nose and a good collapse and fight averted.

1:38
Kid

Are you lying now?

1:40
Dad (Zach Cregger)

No... (spits out tooth) What the fuck...