Old Man Winters

First, it is my wishes that I be buried the way I felt most comfortable in life. Dressed as a sexy kitten with a parking cone up my butt.

For I was a weird pervert. who did many other gross things that nobody knew about, like eating my own poop or putting nail polish on my balls.

And I always wanted to do my own dog.

And here's a list of things I used to jerk it to.