Chicken Not Kitten

Hello, table for one?

No, I'm from the Food and Drug Administration.

I'm sorry, we don't serve people from the Food and Drug Administration.

Interesting. No, that's okay though, I'll just have a look around.

Do you have a warrant?

I don't need a warrant. That's not how this works.

I'm afraid you need a warrant.

I don't need a warrant.

I really can't let you see the restaurant unless you have probable cause.

I'm sorry, and why are you harassing us?

Well, what caught my eye is that the restaurant is called. It's Not Kittens, It's Chicken, and then there's a logo of a chef winking.

It's not.

It's not what?

It's not kittens.

Okay.

It's chicken.

Okay.

There's nothing illegal about serving chicken like there is kittens.

Can I just see your kitchen, please?

You see, it's just that it's a little bit of a mess back there, so I'm really gonna have to ask you to come back tomorrow.

This is a health inspection. I'm not gonna come back on another day so you can clean up your messy kitchen.

I don't even know how to get back there, and I think it's locked anyway.

I got a new spicy hot plate of kitten. I mean chicken.

See, he just locked it.

Oh, what do you have right here? What is this?

That is a... chicken.

Well, first of all, if this is chicken, it shouldn't be just lying around on the floor. And secondly, this is not chicken. It appears to be a Kitten McNugget.

Now that's just a name.

Hello, I'm from the highway department. We've received a number of complaints about a billboard of yours that reads, now eating pussy is fun again.

And I'm sorry, what's wrong with that?

It's a reference to oral sex.

There's been a misunderstanding. That's not a reference to oral sex.

Then what is that a reference to?

You know, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you both to leave.