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(Zach) jerks off when his parents leave to the store.
Cast & Characters
Quotes
0:08
Zach Cregger
Oh Yeah, here we go. Don't worry cum, I'll get you out of there.
0:54
Zach Cregger
Lubey hands.
0:56
Zach Cregger
Hello?
0:57
Old Friend (Trevor Moore)
Hey Kyle, it's Tom. Just saw your billboard, pretty crazy!
1:02
Zach Cregger
What?
1:03
Old Friend (Trevor Moore)
How's it going broski? Haven't seen you in a couple years.
1:07
Zach Cregger
Wait, Tom, Tom, what's on the billboard?
1:09
Old Friend (Trevor Moore)
It's that one where you're jerking it and looking all weird.
1:13
Zach Cregger
Oh my god.
1:14
Old Friend (Trevor Moore)
Good thing it had your phone number up there cuz I lost it.
1:20
Zach Cregger
Oh shit, it's my dog.
1:23
Old Friend (Trevor Moore)
Oh, you still got that talking dog?
1:25
Zach Cregger
Hello?
1:26
Talking Dog
She's in the grocery store right now, but she's mad.