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Kid Beer

9 2 ratings

Info

The Corheisen brewing company markets beer to children.

Quotes

0:28
Trevor Moore

This will make millions, billions. People love kids. People love beer. Put them together. Kid beer.

0:37
Zach Cregger

But will kids like beer?

0:39
Trevor Moore

Of course they will. It's highly addictive.

0:43
Trevor Moore

Look, up until now, nobody has been marketing beer to children.

0:47
Sam Brown

Yeah, why is that?

0:48
Zach Cregger

I feel like there's a reason for that.

0:50
Trevor Moore

And here's the best part. There's absolutely no reason for that.

1:03
Zach Cregger

Yeah, those guys that made all that money off Google, they didn't Google shit.

1:30
Trevor Moore

Listen, even if there is some sort of glitch, we get legal to throw everything they've got at this problem, make it go away, and we are going to get the kids of this country wasted.

1:39
Trevor Moore

I love playing on the swings, puppy dogs and thangs, and beer. I love kid beer.

1:56
Trevor Moore

Kid beer, beer for kids.

2:24
Toby

I woke up covered in frow up. I punched my mom. I broke all my toys.

2:44
Toby

Kid beer ruined my f***ing life, but I f***ing love it.

4:00
Trevor Moore

Embryonic beer.

4:01
Darren Trumeter

What?

4:31
Trevor Moore

The idea is too good. It's breaking the universe.