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Insult Restaurant

8 2 ratings

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Jerry (Trevor) shows new employee Timmy the ropes as a waiter at Jack Off's Slop Shop, where it is customary for the waiters to insult the patrons. Timmy, however, ends up coming off as flat-out vulgar and offensive with his insults.

Quotes

0:03
Waiter (Trevor Moore)

Okay, welcome to Jack Off Slop Shop, food with attitude. My name is Jerry. I'll be ignoring you this evening.

0:08
Waiter (Trevor Moore)

If you guys want anything, feel free to shut up and get it yourselves.

0:19
Waiter (Trevor Moore)

Okay, now let's start off with drink orders. What do you guys want? Let me guess, a couple of cosmos.

0:24
Waiter (Timmy Williams)

You guys are f***ts.

0:44
Waiter (Trevor Moore)

At least there's one real man at the table. See that, ladies? Yeah, if you two need to use the restroom, the ladies' room is right down the hall on the left.

0:52
Waiter (Trevor Moore)

I'm sure you girls don't want to go tinkle together, right?

0:54
Waiter (Timmy Williams)

So you can wash your filthy pussies.

0:56
Waiter (Trevor Moore)

Oh..

1:00
Waiter (Timmy Williams)

Wash off your filthy pussies.

1:04
Zach Cregger

Um, I'll have the nacho, ordinary nachos.

1:10
Waiter (Trevor Moore)

OK, um. I'm surprised you could read that menu, though. From the looks of them, I thought he was going to point and grunt.

1:18
Waiter (Timmy Williams)

You guys all look like you have AIDS.

1:20
Waiter (Timmy Williams)

Especially this guy. Who's your lawyer? Denzel Washington?

1:24
Darren Trumeter

You know, that's really inappropriate.

1:26
Sam Brown

Yeah, I think we're going to go.

1:28
Waiter (Timmy Williams)

Go blow each other.

1:36
Waiter (Timmy Williams)

A cuppa de balls.

1:39
Sam Brown

I didn't even get that.

1:41
Waiter (Trevor Moore)

I think he thinks you're Italian.

1:44
Sam Brown

I am.

1:45
Waiter (Trevor Moore)

Yeah, I think it's like a gay Italian thing, like a cup of the balls.

1:51
Waiter (Timmy Williams)

Say hello to my little friends. Get it? Because to say hello to my little friends, it's like Italian, the godfather, right?

2:02
Waiter (Timmy Williams)

Everyone is dumb except me.