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Kid Mechanic

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Info

Greg's (Trevor) kid is unconscious on the playground so Greg takes him to a mechanic.

Quotes

0:10
Timmy Williams

What's wrong with your kid?

0:12
Trevor Moore

Nothing's wrong with him. It's just a phase. Last week, he said Jessica Alba was hot.

1:42
Trevor Moore

So you think you can fix him?

1:44
Mechanic (Darren Trumeter)

We'll do what we can.

1:45
Mechanic (Sam Brown)

Let's pop the hood on this guy.

1:50
Trevor Moore

We might have hit him with a rock, too.

1:52
Mechanic (Darren Trumeter)

That'll happen.

2:38
Mechanic (Darren Trumeter)

I'm a mechanic. Why'd you fucking bring him here?

2:40
Trevor Moore

I don't know! I've never brought anything anywhere before!

3:03
Trevor Moore

I had kind of a rough day.

3:08
Zach Cregger

Well, I'm pretty sure I've got you beat.

3:11
Trevor Moore

Well, I doubt that...

3:13
Zach Cregger

I killed both my parents today.

3:18
Trevor Moore

Really?

3:19
Zach Cregger

Yeah. Picked them both up at the airport, drove them to what I thought was their hotel. Turns out it was a pizza restaurant. Apparently they have those now.

3:28
Trevor Moore

Oh.

3:29
Zach Cregger

Yeah. Walked them right in, said, here's your room, mom and dad, have fun. Turns out it was a brick oven. Great job, Gloria. Bang up job. You turned both your parents into pizzas.

3:39
Zach Cregger

What was so rough about your day?

3:42
Trevor Moore

Well, uh, geez. Doesn't seem like such a big deal now, but I killed our kid.

3:49
Zach Cregger

Oh. How'd you do that?

3:51
Trevor Moore

Took him to a mechanic.

3:54
Zach Cregger

We are a couple of real bozos.

3:56
Trevor Moore

Yep.

3:57
Zach Cregger

A couple of grade A bozos.

4:01
Trevor Moore

That's us.

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