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Cast & Characters
Quotes
1:03
Mobster (Dominic Dierkes)
Yeah, but when you say that, you could mean like a guy who's talking to the fedgs? Or do you mean like a rat that has somehow gained the power of speech?
1:22
Mobster (Donald Glover)
But if one of them stands up and goes: "Get 'em", and the two other ones come around and attack us. It's fucking over. The human race is over day one because they can speak now.
2:14
Mobster (Donald Glover)
All of a sudden out of my peripheral vision, I see a fucking golden orb come at me and I'm like, what the fuck?
2:29
Mobster (Donald Glover)
Okay, you know what I do? I take my loot, get in my car, drive to New Jersey, and lock myself in my house. Because everything that I have learned to be true about the world has been proven false.