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(Zach) brings in a World War 1 machine gun to a bar.
Cast & Characters
Quotes
0:50
Timmy Williams
Hey, what are you aiming at over there?
0:52
Zach Cregger
Um, that girl, Courtney.
0:55
Timmy Williams
Why are you aiming at her?
0:56
Zach Cregger
Because she is a liar.
0:59
Timmy Williams
Yeah, women will lie to ya. You know what won't? Apple butter! That's why I love it so damn much.
1:49
Ex Girlfriend (Sam Brown)
I'm done with men. I think you should just lie to them. That's what I do. Men are dogs who deserve to be fed nothing but lies and dog food. Just lie, lie, lie till the cows come home, girlfriend.
2:00
Zach Cregger
Courtney!
2:01
Ex Girlfriend (Sam Brown)
I'd do one better! I'd fuck his brother! I'd fuck his daddy! Treat him like the dog he is!
2:06
Zach Cregger
Hey Courtney!
2:07
Ex Girlfriend (Sam Brown)
Who's calling my name?!