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Cumfetti

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Timmy finds that he is ejaculating confetti. It doesn't stop there, as his "cumfetti" impregnates his wife (Zach), which results in news breaking out of the world's first "cumfetti baby".

Quotes

0:03
Timmy Williams

Lucy, you've got some masterbatin' to do!

0:12
Timmy Williams

Oh, I'm about to splooge. Here we go!

0:22
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Yeah, next time, don't use the ambulance for things like this.

0:25
Timmy Williams

What do you think, doc? Is it cancer?

0:28
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

No, your cancer should have nothing to do with this.

0:30
Timmy Williams

Well, give it to me straight, doc. Why is confetti coming out of my dick?

0:34
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

I don't know. Have you had any abnormal sexual activity lately?

0:39
Timmy Williams

Gosh. No.

0:41
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Nothing at all?

0:43
Timmy Williams

Nope.

0:44
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Think really hard.

0:45
Timmy Williams

I'm coming up blank... I did get a hand job from a magician.

0:50
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

There you go. Well, did you at least have this magician use a glove?

0:54
Timmy Williams

Well, we did at first, but I couldn't feel anything, so he took it off. You know how you do.

0:59
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

No, I don't.

1:02
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

This is out of my level of expertise. Us doctor types only have to take one semester of magic.

1:09
Nurse (Darren Trumeter)

Guys, Michael Jackson just died.

1:24
Zach Cregger

I'm confused because I never cum confetti and you never used to cum confetti and now you do, so one can't help but wonder.

1:55
Timmy Williams

She didn't take her pill, and last night, I confettied in her.

2:50
Reporter (Darren Trumeter)

We are just three days away from the birth of the world's first cumfetti baby.

3:03
Sam Brown

I drove 8 hours to be here! I love cumfetti baby! Westside Queens, woo!

3:57
Doctor (Trevor Moore)

Well, that was anticlimactic.