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(Trevor) tries to evade jury duty.
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Trevor Moore
Before we go any further with this whole jury selection thing, I'd just like to kind of go ahead and take myself out of the running.
Trevor Moore
See, I don't want to waste anyone's time, and it's a little embarrassing, but I'm from the South, where they have certain old-fashioned ideas... about... equality... and things... things that might pertain to this trial.
Trevor Moore
Alright, I guess I'm just gonna have to come out and say it. Don't be mad, but I'm a little bit of a racist.
Jury Clerk
Oh, really? You're a racist?
Trevor Moore
Yep.
Jury Clerk
No, you're not.
Trevor Moore
What?
Jury Clerk
No, you're not.
Trevor Moore
Yes, I am. I'm a huge... I'm a huge racist.
Jury Clerk
Well, call me the n-word.
Trevor Moore
What? Why?
Jury Clerk
Call me the n-word.
Trevor Moore
I would. I most sur... Oh. I... I would call you that so many times.
Jury Clerk
If you are a racist, then call me the n-word.
Trevor Moore
I hate your black face.
Jury Clerk
That's not what I said.
Trevor Moore
I hate your black curly hair.
Jury Clerk
Are you trying to say that you hate my nappy hair?
Trevor Moore
Yes.
Jury Clerk
Huh. Well... That is a little bit racist. Why don't you tell me some more.
Trevor Moore
I love slaves.
Jury Clerk
You love slaves?
Trevor Moore
-ery. I love slavery.
Jury Clerk
And what is it exactly that you love about slavery?
Trevor Moore
I think it's awesome that you people, not you people, yes, you people have to work for free all the time.
Jury Clerk
Listen, man, I don't have time for this, so you have five seconds to either call me the n-word and you can go or sit back down and finish filling out your forms, okay?
Jury Clerk
Five, four, three, two...
Trevor Moore
Okay, okay, all right. Fine.
Trevor Moore
You are a... ni... nei... If the trial goes more than one day, do we each get our own hotel room?
Jury Clerk
No, you share our rooms.