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Osama Bin Laden (Trevor) is hosting a new game show to apologize for the World Trade Center attacks .

Quotes

0:03
Osama Bin Laden (Trevor Moore)

Hello, my name is Osama Bin Laden. I'm sorry for all the things that I did. Now let's have a game show.

0:23
Osama Bin Laden (Trevor Moore)

Richard, thanks for being on the show. Where are you from?

0:28
Contestant (Sam Brown)

New York City.

0:29
Osama Bin Laden (Trevor Moore)

Oh, what a beautiful city.

0:32
Contestant (Sam Brown)

Are you fucking kidding me?

0:33
Osama Bin Laden (Trevor Moore)

No, no. I went there once in 1979. Had a magnificent time.

0:45
Osama Bin Laden (Trevor Moore)

Yes, yes. I'm sorry about the bad things that I did. Now, how would you like to win a brand new yacht?

0:55
Contestant (Sam Brown)

Really?

1:50
Contestant (Darren Trumeter)

No one believed me when I told them that I swore that on that day that dreadful day in September I swore that I would find the guy that did this to my country, and I would take him?

2:04
Osama Bin Laden (Trevor Moore)

Yes, yes, yes. I'm sorry for all the bad things that I did, but how would you like to win a trip to Las Vegas?

2:13
Contestant (Darren Trumeter)

Nevada?

3:01
Osama Bin Laden (Trevor Moore)

Why, hello. What is your name?

3:03
Soldier (Timmy Williams)

I found him. He's right here.

3:05
Osama Bin Laden (Trevor Moore)

I see that you are an enlisted man. Let me start by thanking you for the brave service that you provide your country.

3:12
Soldier (Timmy Williams)

Coordinates Alpha, Bravo 100 by Charlie, Delta 600. Deploy air strike now.

3:16
Osama Bin Laden (Trevor Moore)

Now, how would you like to win a six-month subscription to Webflix?

3:23
Soldier (Timmy Williams)

Hold on, air strike.