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Great Grandmas

6.5 2 ratings

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(Darren) has a complaint about a pornographic film he bought, which he hoped would be a film about grandmas who were great, instead of a film about great grandmas.

Quotes

0:10
Trevor Moore

I'm looking for a video, and right off the bat, I'd like to say I'm not a cop.

0:14
Store Clerk (Timmy Williams)

Get out of my store.

0:15
Trevor Moore

Okay, fair enough. No harm asking.

0:29
Darren Trumeter

Well, um, I was in your grandma's section, and, oh, as of lately, I've been getting into Grandma porn because-

0:34
Store Clerk (Timmy Williams)

I don't...

0:35
Darren Trumeter

Okay, it's just... Long story short, my grandma just died and I've been attracted to her-

0:42
Store Clerk (Timmy Williams)

Ehhh! What's wrong with it?

0:43
Darren Trumeter

Well, I was trying to figure out which one to get. And I saw that you have slutty grandmas, black grandmas, gaping grandmas. I mean, you have a whole bunch.

0:51
Store Clerk (Timmy Williams)

We pride ourselves on our selection.

0:53
Darren Trumeter

Well, I was trying to figure out which one would be the best one to get. And I saw that you have amazing grandmas, fantastic grandmas and great grandmas. So I thought, great.

1:41
Darren Trumeter

I wanted some grandmas that were great, not great-grandmas, as in grandma's moms.

1:48
Store Clerk (Timmy Williams)

Oh! Okay. You're gonna want to get great great-grandmas.

2:11
Darren Trumeter

I am a normal...

2:12
Store Clerk (Timmy Williams)

Well...

2:13
Darren Trumeter

I am a fairly normal grandma-loving customer.

2:25
Store Clerk (Timmy Williams)

Yeah, we got "My Sexy Aunt" right here.

2:33
Darren Trumeter

This is an animated film about a bug in a bikini.

2:36
Store Clerk (Timmy Williams)

He's a sexy ant.

2:39
Darren Trumeter

You, sir, are ridiculous.

2:43
Trevor Moore

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I said kitty porn, like with kittens.