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Secrets of the Pyramids

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Talking pyramids gossip about various other wonders of the world.

Quotes

1:13
Abraham Lincoln (Zach Cregger)

Uh yeah, I wanna I wanna fuck girls to bits.

1:16
George Washington (Trevor Moore)

Bird-eating contest on three! Let's see who can eat the most in five minutes!

2:35
Zach Cregger

About 400 yards north of base camp, Abraham Lincoln has swallowed a bald eagle.

4:12
Darren Trumeter

I see what they're doing here, and I love it. It's great. It's like one big metaphor.

4:32
Trevor Moore

Look, I'm not some sort of mincing, turtleneck-wearing, liberal f****t, okay?

4:38
Darren Trumeter

And they just lost me.

5:11
George Washington (Trevor Moore)

How did it feel to have this little pecker down your throat?