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Video That Makes You Gay

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Sam makes a video that allegedly makes the viewer gay and tries to convince Trevor to watch it.

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Quotes

0:14
Sam Brown

You got to see this video I found online.

0:16
Trevor Moore

What's it called?

0:17
Sam Brown

This video makes you gay.

0:18
Trevor Moore

What is it?

0:19
Sam Brown

It makes you gay.

0:22
Trevor Moore

What?

0:23
Sam Brown

Yeah, I don't know. It does something with like the brain waves or something, but it totally makes you gay. Here, watch it.

0:27
Trevor Moore

Wait, did you watch it?

0:29
Sam Brown

Yeah.

0:30
Trevor Moore

Are you gay now?

0:31
Sam Brown

Yeah, totally. Watch it.

0:48
Trevor Moore

Sam, what's your girlfriend going to think now that you're gay?

0:50
Sam Brown

I don't give a shit about my girlfriend. I'm gay now. What I need to do is find a boyfriend. Now watch this video.

1:15
Sam Brown

You're so homophobic.

1:16
Trevor Moore

I'm not homophobic.

1:17
Sam Brown

Then kiss me.

1:20
Trevor Moore

No.

1:21
Sam Brown

Why not?

1:22
Trevor Moore

Because I'm not gay.

1:23
Sam Brown

You would be if you had just watched this video.

1:41
Sam Brown

Strap yourself in and get ready to be turned gay in three, two, one. You are getting gay!

2:07
Sam Brown

This is the part where it gets really gay.

2:18
Sam Brown

It is finished. You are now gay!

2:22
Sam Brown

I'll sell you the antidote for five dollars.

2:26
Trevor Moore

Sam, I don't need the antidote. It didn't turn me gay.

2:29
Sam Brown

Yes, it did! You watched the whole thing. Antidote, five dollars.

2:32
Trevor Moore

That video doesn't make you gay.

2:34
Sam Brown

Yes, it does. It turned me gay.

2:36
Trevor Moore

Fine, then kiss me.

2:38
Sam Brown

Really? I'd love to.

2:40
Trevor Moore

Then do it.

2:43
Sam Brown

Okay... Damn it! Can I borrow five dollars?

2:52
Trevor Moore

Yes, you can borrow five dollars.

2:54
Sam Brown

Yes!