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Stock Watch

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(Trevor), (Darren), and (Sam) make an ad for a new book that supposedly helps you in the stock market.

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0:19
Darren Trumeter

You know, and all these numbers are going to add up to one thing, and that is that this stock market is the best thing ever.

0:46
Sam Brown

Equity, equity, equity. Equity is the name of the game today. Equity is high, you got to smash it down.

0:59
Trevor Moore

Now, Steve, a lot of people out there are worried about their own equity being diverse with derivatives.

1:04
Sam Brown

You gotta smash those derivatives, Kyle!

1:30
Trevor Moore

And that is just the type of thing we are going to teach you when you buy our new program, Interest Versus Finances, an insider's guide to the stocks.

1:39
Trevor Moore

This book will make all the money you have go up so much.

2:03
Trevor Moore

I can tell you from personal experience, I have 500 times more money today than before this book was invented.

2:09
Darren Trumeter

And that's just from using the principles found in this book?

2:12
Trevor Moore

That's just from selling this book.

2:30
Trevor Moore

And if you call today, we'll send you a talking R2-B2 toy. My name R2-B2.

2:37
Trevor Moore

Hi, I'm R2-B2. I'm from outer space!