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Pun Army

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Police officers (WKUK) make various puns before raiding a zoo.

Quotes

0:05
Sam Brown

Earlier today, a bunch of doped-up teenagers threw a bunch of assault rifles into the ape habitat. Now those monkeys are taking pop-shots at all the tourists.

0:17
Darren Trumeter

Oh, man. This is such a real case of guerilla warfare, right guys?

0:22
Sam Brown

Alright, shut up. Carl already said that. He said it as soon as we got here.

0:25
Zach Cregger

Yeah, I did actually already say that. I said it right as we were getting off the truck. I was like, oh man, this is like guerilla warfare. Everybody laughed. It was pretty cool.

0:35
Timmy Williams

Man, they're really going ape over there.

0:38
Sam Brown

Stop it.

0:39
Darren Trumeter

Oh no, Bill already said that, man.

0:40
Trevor Moore

Yeah, yeah. I said that before we even got out of the truck. As soon as I heard this thing come over the APB, they were like, guerillas have guns. I was like, oh, I'm going ape.

1:01
Darren Trumeter

Why are they going so bananas today?

1:03
Sam Brown

Stop it!

1:04
Zach Cregger

No, actually, I already said that. I said that when we were putting our boots on. I think Mark heard me over there. Hey, Mark! Well, he did hear me say it. It was awesome.

1:14
Trevor Moore

It's pandemonium over there.

1:16
Sam Brown

What? There isn't even anything going on with the panda cage... Bill!

1:47
Sam Brown

I want everyone to stay focused. No more puns, no more silliness, no more monkey business.

1:53
(Darren Trumeter), (Trevor Moore)

Aww.