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Chad (Zach) makes a video about a fellow classmate (Timmy) for a school project.
Cast & Characters
Quotes
0:07
Chad (Zach Cregger)
I hate the sun, and the sun hates me.
0:13
Chad (Zach Cregger)
The sun offends me, so I, in turn, offend the sun.
0:19
Chad (Zach Cregger)
Rays of light are like daggers on my icy flesh.
0:27
Chad (Zach Cregger)
I have no friends
0:31
Chad (Zach Cregger)
The sun will have my milky flesh curdle before it.
0:35
Chad (Zach Cregger)
It would see my f***y hair singed.
0:40
Chad (Zach Cregger)
I am Brian, and I am a weirdo.
0:45
Brian (Timmy Williams)
Mr. Jenkins, can we not watch this?
0:48
Teacher (Trevor Moore)
Brian, it's his class project.
0:50
Chad (Zach Cregger)
Why did God make me some fucked up albino?
0:54
Brian (Timmy Williams)
I'm not an albino. I have a pigment deficiency. We've been over this!
0:58
Chad (Zach Cregger)
Why am I such a weirdo? Why am I...
1:06
Brian (Timmy Williams)
Brian the f***t?! Come on, Mr. Jenkins.
1:09
Teacher (Trevor Moore)
Chad, we've talked about this before. Let's try to keep the word f****t out of our titles, buddy.
1:14
Chad (Zach Cregger)
You got it, Mr. J.
1:17
Teacher (Trevor Moore)
A plus.