History Network

On the evening of June 11th, as Grant's men lay sleeping, General Robert E. Lee led close to 400 men through the night to the ridge behind the Union Army's camp.

They silently crept through a large cornfield when they stumbled onto a herd of sleeping velociraptors.

The carnage that ensued left 260 Confederate soldiers dead, and some believed tipped the battle, and thus the war, to the north.

We'll return to Dinosaurs and the Civil War, only on the History Network.

Not at the same time.

It's like we took two documentaries and we put them in the same time slot.

Look, we work for the History Network. I feel like it's our obligation to make sure that some of this stuff is historically accurate.

Some of that stuff was historically accurate.

Bing.

You know what? Never mind.

Okay, moving on. What if we did a special called Prostitutes Now and Then? It would take a look at the world's oldest profession from the dawn of man to the future when prostitutes will be robots.

I could have the CG department make a simulation of what it would look like if one of those old-timey prostitutes were totally making out with one of the future sexy robot ones.

See through battle monsters.

What did you just say?

That's my idea. See through battle monsters.

Hitler vs. Sharks is almost done and I can't wait to see who wins.