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(Trevor) and (Darren) make a machine that attracts babes (magnetically).
Cast & Characters
Trevor Moore
Cast
Darren Trumeter
Cast
Reporter
Zach Cregger
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Reporter
Timmy Williams
· Cast
Sam Brown
Cast
Quotes
Trevor Moore
After weeks and weeks of hard work, our real-life babe magnet is finally finished.
Darren Trumeter
Oh, man. In a couple of moments, this entire room is going to be filled to the brim with hotties.
Reporter (Timmy Williams)
A Brazilian swimsuit model was killed this afternoon after being chased down Main Street by a large unknown machine and smushed against a brick wall.
Reporter (Zach Cregger)
Now that's what I call a pretty pancake.
Reporter (Timmy Williams)
You know, for a model, she seemed a little flat-chested.
Reporter (Zach Cregger)
Oh, you're bad. Oh, you are bad.
Reporter (Timmy Williams)
Well, hey, I can't blame the machine. I'd want to crush that ass too.
Reporter (Zach Cregger)
Oh, probably in her current condition even.
Reporter (Timmy Williams)
I won. I would f*** her corpse! Haha
Darren Trumeter
Let's get some babelicious older ladies in here.
Trevor Moore
Good idea. I'll just type in cougars. And in a couple of moments, this entire room's going to be filled with hundreds of cougars.
Sam Brown
Oh, no. It's gonna bring real cougars!
Trevor Moore
Um... Well, never mind all of that, uh... Hey, let's get some foxy ladies in here.
Darren Trumeter
Oh, yeah, let's get mad foxes in here.
Trevor Moore
All right, I'll just type in mad foxes.
Sam Brown
Oh, no!
Trevor Moore
Dude!