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Babe Magnet

5.5 2 ratings

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(Trevor) and (Darren) make a machine that attracts babes (magnetically).

Quotes

0:06
Trevor Moore

After weeks and weeks of hard work, our real-life babe magnet is finally finished.

0:12
Darren Trumeter

Oh, man. In a couple of moments, this entire room is going to be filled to the brim with hotties.

0:31
Reporter (Timmy Williams)

A Brazilian swimsuit model was killed this afternoon after being chased down Main Street by a large unknown machine and smushed against a brick wall.

0:39
Reporter (Zach Cregger)

Now that's what I call a pretty pancake.

0:45
Reporter (Timmy Williams)

You know, for a model, she seemed a little flat-chested.

0:48
Reporter (Zach Cregger)

Oh, you're bad. Oh, you are bad.

0:51
Reporter (Timmy Williams)

Well, hey, I can't blame the machine. I'd want to crush that ass too.

0:54
Reporter (Zach Cregger)

Oh, probably in her current condition even.

0:57
Reporter (Timmy Williams)

I won. I would f*** her corpse! Haha

1:21
Darren Trumeter

Let's get some babelicious older ladies in here.

1:25
Trevor Moore

Good idea. I'll just type in cougars. And in a couple of moments, this entire room's going to be filled with hundreds of cougars.

1:35
Sam Brown

Oh, no. It's gonna bring real cougars!

1:47
Trevor Moore

Um... Well, never mind all of that, uh... Hey, let's get some foxy ladies in here.

1:56
Darren Trumeter

Oh, yeah, let's get mad foxes in here.

1:59
Trevor Moore

All right, I'll just type in mad foxes.

2:04
Sam Brown

Oh, no!

2:06
Trevor Moore

Dude!